Sun vs. The Moon

By no fault of its own the sun has become a wasteful effort to get a real tan. With my extensive research and many a nights basking in the moonlight looking for decisive facts and hard evidence I find the answer we have all been questioning for ages; is the moon's ray more powerful than the sun? The fact of the matter is YES! It was difficult to fins solid proof and actual scientific evidence to make it plausible. The truth is that every night the moon releases a bio toxin chemical, similar to UVB/UVA rays, but more powerful in nature. I know this is shocking news and will take time to soak in. The moon's rays are 58% greater than the sun's, also the Sun does not create gravitational pull. During my studies both abroad and in the US of A, my fellow scientific engineer, Greg Felderstain and I found some astonishing breakthroughs that really helped out our discovery. There has been so called myths that you can't catch a sun ray, moon ray, or even a rainbow. Well take it from someone like me who has indeed caught a ray or two, you can! And myths my friends are just a shortened version of the word mystery cut off by someone having a lisp and being laughed at, which in turn you get myth. It was a cool September night and while Dr. Felderstain and I were lying outside in our bathing suits getting more bronze by the minute, Greg reached up and snagged a ray and put it in a jar for a later dissection. After proper diagnostics of the ray, Dr Felderstain and Myself, came to learn that the harmful rays were not harmful at all! In fact it contained certain fat eating agents. We gathered that once the rays pierce through the ever gaping hole of an ozone layer then once hit by oxygen triggering the fat eating agent and creating a ray so powerful you can get a nice bronze in about 30 minutes. These rays are commonly known as MVA/MVU rays. Is it harmful? No! You read correctly. Over the course of a seven year double blind study at Phoenix University online; research shows it doesn't harm the human body, just enhances it. The one mythstery that has yet to be solved is the long term side effects. We all know tanning can be expensive when going to a salon, but even more so now. Certain Asian scientists have found a way to replicate the rays almost identically to the moons, making it nearly impossible for the average eye to even tell a difference. Theses Asians have been selling black market moon rays in a condensed form amping up the intensity by a whopping 67%. So next time you find yourself in a tanning salon be weary you could be in a sun bed paying moon prices. I like the all natural moon look myself. I have personally built an additional room on the side of my house with no roof specifically for moon bathing, or what I like to call mooning. I find the hours from 1:30 to 4:00 a.m a very satisfying time to moon. Next time you find yourself drunk staggering home and you look up and see the moon shining down on you, take off your shirt and catch some rays! You might not remember what happened last night, but at least you'll have a nice glow! Dr. Ashley PHD of everything.