Dr. Ashley on Dinasours

There have been many recent findings of dinosaurs roaming about Manhattan. I am here to tell you first hand that I in fact saw them walking the streets just the other day. It has come to scientists’ knowledge that a certain chromosome in dinosaurs DNA have allowed them to bio genetically slow their heart rates, making it possible for them to, in a sense, freeze in time. I guess they are smarter then we realize and the jokes on us. The studies and reports show that these dinosaurs in question timed their isolation period to be during the Mesozoic era, and to keep from becoming extinct, outlive the ice age all together. I myself have done some research on this exact thing and reported my findings and information to a highly respected science institute, Devy University. We have calibrated our research and findings and have come to the conclusion of why this s happening now and what it means for the future of Americans. First to explain how this is possible for dinosaurs to go into a state of hibernation, is that, just like the bear, they were created differently. The things that we have gone over and over again, day in and out, in the lab is this; they were made with an extra DNA platelet which we appropriately named the g-nome. Its been discovered that in this g-nome, the body is allowed to slow down the heart rate and be in a form of hibernation for an extended period of time. Another interesting part of the g-nome is that its possible to set a timer, if you will, for when the g-nome begins to bring the heart rate back to its normal state. Secondly, the g-nome cannot be introverted, and can only be used once in its lifetime. So it looks like they are here to stay, but there is not telling when all of the dinosaurs that have been in this form of hibernation, will come back to their original state. Don't be alarmed America, the other known fact about the g-nome is that it makes these creatures practically harmless. Just think of an infant and it having to learn everything and adapt to life, essentially that is what happens with this g-nome. So do not be alarmed if you see a massive creature walking the streets they will adapt to their surroundings and be calm. I myself have seen one of these magnificent animals walking right on Broadway, what a sight! I took some photos (shown below) of the auspicious occasion. I feel honored to be a part of such a revelation in the worlds history, and share my passion for the new coming of the dinosaur.